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Offline Destota Valentine

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« on: 10/23/12 08:36:23 »
After something resembling too many years, our very own and longest tenured Jedi Knight, Ben Watts, has been promoted to Jedi Master.

Congratulations, dirtbag!



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« Reply #1 on: 10/23/12 08:36:59 »
SUCK MY DICK FAILURES!!!!

WU TANG 4 LYFE

Offline Serinn Sarkin

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« Reply #2 on: 10/23/12 08:37:02 »
Congrats, Ben!

Offline Destota Valentine

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« Reply #3 on: 10/23/12 08:37:41 »
Quote from: Ben Watts
SUCK MY DICK FAILURES!!!!

WU TANG 4 LYFE


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« Reply #4 on: 10/23/12 08:37:56 »
You guys made him a Master? Oye, the shame

Offline Destota Valentine

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« Reply #5 on: 10/23/12 08:38:43 »
Not, you guys.

*I* Made him a Master. Cause I'm fucking awesome.

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« Reply #6 on: 10/23/12 08:38:50 »
They made me THE master.

Offline Shery deWinter

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« Reply #7 on: 10/23/12 08:39:15 »
Actually, I made him a Master, and only after he made the attempt three times. Get your facts right shmucks  

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« Reply #8 on: 10/23/12 08:39:56 »
Don't make me have Jarr nom your face, Sherbear.

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« Reply #9 on: 10/23/12 08:40:03 »
Third times the charm.

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« Reply #10 on: 10/23/12 08:42:11 »
Just try, Valentine. I'll have him bend over and crawl his head into his rectal cavity. I even believe you've seen me give that treatment to others before

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« Reply #11 on: 10/23/12 08:42:30 »
Thats what she said. 

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« Reply #12 on: 10/23/12 08:56:11 »
*noms everyone but Desota's face*
Yup.

Offline Mirus Cavataio

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« Reply #13 on: 10/23/12 08:57:44 »
Grats Ben

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« Reply #14 on: 10/23/12 08:59:27 »
That too.

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« Reply #15 on: 10/23/12 09:01:37 »
Congratulations, old bean.

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« Reply #16 on: 10/23/12 10:56:38 »
Congratulations almighty savior of the light.

I think I speak for everyone when I say you are the most influential member to ever post on this board.

WU TANG!

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« Reply #17 on: 10/23/12 11:31:55 »
*Grabs Amarant and Ben and cracks their skulls together* SILENCE!

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« Reply #18 on: 10/23/12 15:00:42 »
Congratulations, Ben! 

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« Reply #19 on: 11/01/12 02:54:24 »
you made him a master without me. You suck.