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Offline Shift Jaam

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« Reply #40 on: 01/19/12 16:01:12 »
I was asked to post this for Nessa due to a chat boot in her bum.

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Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:49:58):
now i'm craving canned peaches
Zane Drake.u says(20:50:07):
canned peaches in a can?
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:50:13):
yup
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:50:18):
with that wonderful light syrup
Zane Drake.u says(20:50:49):
were they put there by a man who works in a factory downtown?
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:51:06):
i'm pretty sure they were made in a sweatshop factory or something
Zane Drake.u says(20:51:20):
that's the best kind
Zane Drake.u says(20:51:26):
peaches soaked in fear
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:51:33):
and the tears of little children
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:53:09):
where are all these TA/jedi coming from O_o
Zane Drake.u says(20:55:13):
alts?
Zane Drake.u says(20:55:19):
sweatshops?
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:55:28):
they seem genuine lol
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:55:30):
omg
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:55:36):
a sweatshop for making jedi
Zane Drake.u says(20:55:40):
see!?
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(21:55:50):
JEDI MADE BY THE TEARS OF CHILDREN
Zane Drake.u says(20:56:42):
that would just be amazing
Zane Drake.u says(20:56:46):
it's like
Zane Drake.u says(20:56:52):
the force is all around us
Zane Drake.u says(20:56:54):
in us
Zane Drake.u says(20:56:59):
and then the children cry in pain
Zane Drake.u says(20:57:02):
and a jedi is born
Zane Drake.u says(20:57:19):
for sith it's the same, only different
Zane Drake.u says(20:57:33):
jedi are the children of s&m with the force
Zane Drake.u says(20:57:39):
sith are the children of hate rape

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« Reply #41 on: 02/08/12 01:55:10 »
[16:51:58] <JayShaun> Yeah F5 refreshing.
[16:52:06] <Nessarose> nah, my F5 is for the current jedi plot >.>
[16:52:23] <JayShaun> Nobodies fapping to that.
[16:52:30] <Nessarose> god, i hope not
[16:52:34] <Nessarose> that'd be.. too damn wrong
[16:52:41] <Rhade> >_>,,
[16:52:46] <JayShaun> *eyes Rhade*
[16:52:50] <Nessarose> omg rhade?
[16:52:55] * Rhade is ashamed
[16:53:06] <JayShaun> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOL
[16:53:15] <Rhade> I WAS BORED
[16:53:17] * Nessarose hides behind jay
[16:53:20] <Rhade> JEEEEEZ
[16:53:24] <JayShaun> Put that thing away!
[16:53:29] * Rhade cries
[16:53:42] <JayShaun> You just wait till your father gets home!
[16:53:46] <Rhade> Been a long time since I ignited my lightsaber...
[16:54:13] <JayShaun> A little Shi-Schlong Practice eh?
[16:54:26] <JayShaun> A little Juyo-Juicin' eh?

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« Reply #42 on: 02/08/12 02:01:51 »
This log is not proof of anything.

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« Reply #43 on: 02/08/12 02:02:41 »
[17:02:01] <JayShaun> Ya know.  One of these days a 'non corrupt' Jedi is gonna walk in those doors...
[17:02:10] <JayShaun> ...And I'm just gonna tell him leave.
[17:02:14] <Nessarose> hahaha

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« Reply #44 on: 02/08/12 12:28:42 »
Someone needs to teach that JayShaun kid a lesson in manners.

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« Reply #45 on: 02/08/12 19:58:31 »
[00:26] <Nessarose> i like how the jedi think they're fit to be jedi when they're busy in several thrads with flinging childish insult after insult
[00:28] <Nessarose> sarcasm

[00:28] <JayShaun> I like how Nessa is the leading Critic of Jedi on this Board.  *fail*

[00:28] <Nessarose> actually, that was an ooc comment

[00:28] <JayShaun> And I shall hand you the OOC Drama Queen Crown.

[00:28] <Nessarose> wrong person
[00:28] <Nessarose> lol

[00:28] <JayShaun> Take it.  It was mine for a day.

[00:29] <Nessarose> no ty

[00:29] <JayShaun> You know you want it.

[00:29] <Nessarose> not really

[00:29] <Rhade> I want it

[00:31] <Mikkado> you would

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« Reply #46 on: 02/08/12 20:07:33 »

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« Reply #47 on: 02/09/12 02:27:20 »
<Dorsek> Thats alright the average jedi has an ego roughly 2e10x6^6xthe radius of a planet^2
<Dorsek> I have no idea what that number is. But man. It has to be big.

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« Reply #48 on: 02/09/12 02:50:38 »
I know the number.  Its F5F5F5!!!  

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« Reply #49 on: 02/10/12 03:22:31 »
DAMN RIGHT

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« Reply #50 on: 02/10/12 07:22:42 »
YEAH!  Wait what?

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« Reply #51 on: 02/16/12 15:27:05 »
Sad thing is... I started calculating the number. but without the "2e" in there, that doesn't belong in there.

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« Reply #52 on: 02/16/12 16:03:17 »
o.o;

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« Reply #53 on: 03/05/12 20:32:24 »
[11:26:58] Nessarose deWinter: GOOD MORNING LIZ
[11:27:02] Nessarose deWinter: WE CAN SEE YOU LURKING
[11:27:06] Tea`: LIZ. TALK TO US
DERP
[11:27:20] Tea`: ;_;
[11:27:23] Nessarose deWinter: ;(
[11:27:28] Tea`: *bawls*
[11:27:33] Nessarose deWinter: *farts*
[11:27:41] Tea`: *gives dirty look*
[11:27:48] Nessarose deWinter: *washes dirty looks with soap*
[11:28:02] Tea`: *refreshes air with perfume*
[11:28:09] Nessarose deWinter: *dies from an allergy attack*
[11:28:12] Tea`: *laughs*
[11:28:16] Nessarose deWinter: *is dead*
[11:28:24] Tea`: *cleans up mess quietly*
[11:28:41] Nessarose deWinter: *releases  bodily toxins that are generally released upon death of a person*
[11:28:58] Tea`: *has buried body in annoying neighbours backyard*
[11:29:07] Nessarose deWinter: *returns as zombie*
[11:29:17] Tea`: *moves far far away*
[11:29:30] Nessarose deWinter: *does not need sleep
does not need rest
walks on and on and on
until reaching far far away*
[11:30:00] Tea`: *has designed zombie cage to keep pet zombie in to feed annoying neighbours to*
[11:30:18 | Edited 11:30:26] Nessarose deWinter: *if zombie had brain
zombie would wonder
did neighbors also move to far far away?*
[11:30:42] Tea`: *has new annoying neigbours who steal roses from rose bush*


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« Reply #54 on: 03/06/12 06:05:40 »
That's not very funny.

I am fate.

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« Reply #55 on: 03/06/12 06:06:28 »
It was to us

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« Reply #56 on: 03/06/12 07:45:28 »
*contemplates licking but.......doesnt*


I am fate.

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« Reply #57 on: 03/06/12 07:48:54 »
*licks Cameron instead*

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« Reply #58 on: 03/06/12 07:50:17 »
Figures

I am fate.

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« Reply #59 on: 03/06/12 07:51:15 »
You know you like it