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Offline Yalin Hawk

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« Reply #20 on: 07/21/11 14:52:14 »
William Carter.u says(23:48:06):
And guess I killed the chat
Sandrius Draclau.u says(23:48:39):
How rude, killing the chat.  How rude indeed
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:48:50):
lol
Alice Lyre.taldine says(23:48:58):
it's ok Will, I can bring the chat back...*takes in a deep breath*
Zia Stone.u says(23:48:59):
*revives chat so it can kill Will*
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:49:03):
might as well have just taken it out back and shot it yourself
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:49:09):
you MURDERER
William Carter.u says(23:49:10):
lol
William Carter.u says(23:49:19):
Yalin, I am a sith, its what I do
William Carter.u says(23:49:20):
>_>
Alice Lyre.taldine says(23:49:26):
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
Zia Stone.u says(23:49:38):
*pulls a blaster and shoots Alice*
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:49:43):
And I'm a neutral good. We typically dont like sith. *pulls out wtfpwnage gun*
Zia Stone.u says(23:49:48):
Now what were you guys saying?
Cameron Centurion.u says(23:49:50):
Acolyte.
Alice Lyre.taldine says(23:49:51):
*dodges*
Cameron Centurion.u says(23:49:53):
Sith...Acolyte.
Kari Pujas.u says(23:49:59):
Yes?
Kari Pujas.u says(23:50:01):
What?
Cameron Centurion.u says(23:50:03):
It's like Diet, Caffeine Free Evil
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:50:11):
lmfao thats classic
Kari Pujas.u says(23:50:12):
Fuck you.
Alice Lyre.taldine says(23:50:14):
lol
Cameron Centurion.u says(23:50:21):
Kari, you're not an Acolyte.
Yalin Hawk.u says(19:50:22):
I love that line, Cam. I need to save it

Offline Shery deWinter

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« Reply #21 on: 07/21/11 15:21:25 »

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« Reply #22 on: 08/01/11 17:29:36 »
Rhade Northman.u says(02:26:39):Please do.Rhade Northman.u says(02:26:45):I've been dying to meet deathJace deWinter.u says(02:26:50):...Jace deWinter.u says(02:26:53):bad pun is badZia deWinter.u says(22:26:56):that would be considered consent. HUZZAHTethis Aresis.u says(02:27:02):Thank you for calling the Exorcist Hotline. Nobody's available to help you right now, but please leave a message after the banshee's wail.Zia deWinter.u says(22:27:09):lolAlice Lyre.taldine says(02:27:14):lol

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« Reply #23 on: 08/01/11 17:47:50 »

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« Reply #24 on: 08/01/11 20:55:35 »
Is it just me or is that blue text hard to read? Maybe I am just trying to complain.

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« Reply #25 on: 08/01/11 21:12:14 »
Some screens show that shade of blue badly, yes.

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« Reply #26 on: 08/20/11 17:04:14 »
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Daos Draclau.u says(09:03:26):
Shery gives out so many cookies, and Yuku makes us throw them away to get into chat.

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« Reply #27 on: 08/20/11 17:06:46 »
bump for chat quotes merge

Offline Casandra Necroy

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« Reply #28 on: 08/21/11 13:56:25 »
Han Skywalker:
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy

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« Reply #29 on: 08/21/11 13:57:02 »
Han Skywalker:
Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck

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« Reply #30 on: 09/01/11 15:13:38 »

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« Reply #31 on: 09/02/11 08:20:43 »
Quote from: Casandra Necroy
Han Skywalker:
Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck
March of the sinister ducks

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« Reply #32 on: 09/02/11 18:19:55 »
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By the way, Rylan I am going skydiving tomorrow so if I am not around anymore you know I didn't land softly.

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« Reply #33 on: 09/18/11 21:18:58 »
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Welcome to The ComLink 5, Rebecca Hall!
Nessarose  deWinter.u says(02:17:22):
*licks becca*
Rebecca Hall.u says(13:17:34):
*licks Becca*
Rebecca Hall.u says(13:17:39):
Wait...
Rebecca Hall.u says(13:17:46):
derp... *licks Nessa*

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« Reply #34 on: 09/23/11 07:53:12 »
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Cloud Strife.u says(23:51:23): maryn that rank are you

Maryn Skaara.u says(23:52:11): the -I'll stab you to death if I meet you IC- rank, Cloud.
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« Reply #35 on: 09/30/11 18:12:40 »
On AIM, this made Shery laugh -
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Rylan:  anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.

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« Reply #36 on: 09/30/11 18:35:15 »
YES IT DID
RYLAN IS AWESOME

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« Reply #37 on: 11/14/11 06:11:56 »
Darth Cerrabus.descension says(21:08:09):
so at 230 am when my phone rings it confused me apparantly, I must've forgot that phones get phone calls >.>

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« Reply #38 on: 11/22/11 06:32:35 »
Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:02:41):
-steals ur soul-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:09:20):


Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:09:24):
*divides you by zero*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:09:43):
-negates division with string theory-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:10:06):
*negates string theory with quantum physics*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:11:39):
-negates quantum physics with einstien-rosem bridge theory-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:12:30):
*negates anything jewish with a nazi*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:12:52):
-negates nazis with russia-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:13:01):
*negates russia with vodka*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:13:13):
-negates vodka with rum-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:13:19):
*negates rum with coke*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:13:31):
-negates coke with poprocks-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:13:42):
*negatse poprocks with condoms*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:14:04):
-negates condoms with needle-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:14:23):
*negates needle with a sneeze*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:14:40):
-negates sneeze with the goatse man-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:15:41):
*negates goatse man with 2 guys 1 horse*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:15:57):
-negates 2 guys 1 horse with 2 girls 1 cup-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:16:14):
*negates 2 girls 1 cup with the eat da poopoo pastor*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:17:03):
-negates the eat da poopoo pastor with a camel in a tiny car-

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:19:30):
*negates the camel in a tiny car with a Rosy o'Donnel baby penis*

Sandrius Draclau.u says(21:30:51):
lol, brb

Nessarose  deWinter.u says(11:30:58):
ha. i win

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« Reply #39 on: 01/15/12 14:57:44 »
Zane Drake.u says(05:56:11):
where there are people drawing breath, there are assholes stealing oxygen


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